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holyhandgrenade 5:57 Wed Jun 22
Swedish footballer sent off for farting during match
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https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/22/swedish-footballer-sent-off-for-farting-during-match
A Swedish footballer has hit out after being sent off for breaking wind during a match – with the referee accusing him of “deliberate provocation” and “unsportsmanlike behaviour”.
Adam Lindin Ljungkvist, who was playing at left-back in the match between Järna SK’s reserve team and Pershagen SK, was shown a second yellow card late on in what local media called “bizarre circumstances”.
“I had a bad stomach, so I simply let go,” the 25-year-old told Länstidningen Södertälje. “Then I received two yellow cards and then red. Yes, I was shocked, it’s the strangest thing I have ever experienced in football.
“I asked the referee, ‘What, am I not allowed to break wind a little?’ ‘No,’ he replied … I don’t get it but maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him. But I did not.”
Opposition striker Kristoffer Linde told the paper: “I was standing a good distance away but I heard the fart loud and clear. It’s the strangest thing I’ve seen on a pitch, and I’ve been playing football since I was eight years old.”
The referee, Dany Kako, confirmed that Ljungkvist had received the second yellow card for breaking wind, explaining: “I perceived it as deliberate provocation. He did it on purpose and it was inappropriate. Therefore, he received a yellow card.”
Ljungkvist told Aftonbladet: “To provoke anyone with a fart is not particularly smart or normal. It’s nonsense – I just broke wind and got a red card. I spoke to the referee afterwards, I was annoyed, but there were no bad words. I just said he was a buffoon.”
Kako said he had experienced similar incidents before. “Once there was a player who stood and peed next to the pitch. I showed him a yellow card, too.”
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Son of Sam
10:15 Thu Jun 23
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In the light of all this French football at the moment he wasnt called peter was he?
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Alex G
8:25 Thu Jun 23
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Voting leave is much like farting in your hands and throwing it at people. You end up with smelly hands, nobody likes you and it achieves nothing positive.
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jack flash
11:58 Wed Jun 22
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In this case 2 yellows means a brown
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Spandex Sidney
11:52 Wed Jun 22
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Fucking EU, must be their fault
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mallard
11:42 Wed Jun 22
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"....I don’t get it but maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him. But I did not.”
That line had me in tears!
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Briano
8:40 Wed Jun 22
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I'm utfart
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Wham1966
8:10 Wed Jun 22
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Kako = Swedish for fart
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the exile
8:10 Wed Jun 22
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This is going to cause a stink.
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The Joker
7:54 Wed Jun 22
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To be fair the ref didn't send him off for the initial fart, more the way he followed through.
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Hasans Fish Bar RIP
7:52 Wed Jun 22
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I got a game abandoned once
Remember the days of wooden goals, square posts etc. I was a keeper and when play was up the other end I occasionally used to practise tipping corners over the bar. Held on and crack. Noone could fix it.
We lost the arranged fixture after being 2 0 up in the first
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BRANDED
7:49 Wed Jun 22
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what a load of guff
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charleyfarley
7:48 Wed Jun 22
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shit decision
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Brooking_is_GOD
7:46 Wed Jun 22
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This just sounds like a lot of hot air.
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park chan wook
7:44 Wed Jun 22
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Hope it was to the sound of bubbles otherwise Gank will do his nut over this thread.
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Chigwell
7:39 Wed Jun 22
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I've just tried to fart to order and cannot manage to do it. He should appeal and ask the disciplinary panel to try it.
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Kearley
7:32 Wed Jun 22
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I once went in goal after our keeper got sent off and had a wee against the post when we had a corner.
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Far Cough
6:04 Wed Jun 22
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Clear the pitch*
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Northern Sold
6:03 Wed Jun 22
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Lineker shit himself v Ireland in 1990....
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Far Cough
6:01 Wed Jun 22
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I knew a bloke who could the pitch of a Sunday morning, the cunt never got a red card though
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